Welcome to Dark Side Of The Moo, a hamburger haven located in Jersey City, NJ. This bustling eatery takes the classic burger experience to new heights, focusing on rich flavors and premium ingredients. Their signature Old Fashioned Smash Burger Combo is a must-try, featuring a perfectly smashed beef patty crowned with melted American cheese, grilled onions, pickles, and their secret Moo sauce, all nestled in a fluffy Martins potato roll.
The menu isn’t just about burgers; the Light Side of the Moo offers delightful alternatives like the Black Bean Burger and refreshing salads, such as the Fig & Goat Cheese Salad. For those looking to customize, the array of tasty add-ons, like crispy bacon or creamy avocado, provides the perfect opportunity to elevate your meal.
Overall, Dark Side Of The Moo serves not just burgers, but a flavorful journey that keeps you coming back for more.
Burgers
BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
US$10.50
Cheeseburger
US$8.50
Chipotle Cheeseburger
US$9.00
Deluxe Cheeseburger
US$8.50
Guac-Zilla Burger
US$12.50
Southern Comforts Burger
US$12.50
The Four Horsemen of the Aporkalypse
US$13.50
Truffle-Upagus
US$12.00
Burger Add Ons
Avocado
US$2.00
Bacon
US$2.00
Bacon Jam
US$1.50
Gluten-Free Roll
US$2.00
Guac
US$2.00
Natures Own Grass-Fed Beef
US$3.00
Pork Roll
US$2.00
Pulled Pork
US$2.00
Sandwiches
BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
US$10.50
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
US$9.00
Cajun Shrimp Po-Boy
US$13.00
Chicken Royale Wrap
US$13.00
Chipotle cheeseburger
US$9.00
Crown-up Grilled cheese sandwich
US$8.50
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
US$6.00
Grown Up Grilled Cheese
US$8.50
Guac-zilla burger
US$12.50
Havana
US$11.00
Hells Kitchen
US$10.50
Hot Chix Chicken Sandwich
US$9.00
Just Another Chicken Sandwich
US$9.00
Moo York Chopped Cheese
US$10.00
Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich
US$15.00
Philly cheesesteak sandwich
US$9.00
Pulled Pork Sandwich
US$12.00
Southern Comforts
US$12.50
The Food Truck Chicken Sandwich
US$9.00
The Four Horsemen of the Aporkalypse
US$13.50
The Lydia
US$11.00
The Restaurant chicken sandwich
US$9.00
Torta De La Cuidad De Jersey (Jersey City Sammy)
US$12.00
Exotic Meat Emporium
Divine Bovine Slider Sampler
US$19.00
Kalua Pua' a Tacos
US$15.00
Kalua Pua'a (wild boar) tacos
US$15.00
Lamburghini Burger
US$11.00
Moo-Moo Platter
US$19.00
Smoked Alligator Sausage
US$15.00
Smoked alligator sausage sandwich
US$15.00
The Divine Bovine Slider Sampler
US$19.00
Game Burgers
A Nightmare On Elk Street
US$13.00
Catch of the Day
Dark Side of the 'Roo Burger
US$12.50
Hump Day
US$14.50
Hump Day Camel burger
US$13.50
Lamburghini burger
US$11.00
Mike Bison
US$13.50
Mike Bison - Grass-Fed
US$12.50
Once you go Yak, you never go back
US$14.50
Once You Go Yak, You Never Go Back - Grass-Fed
US$13.50
Light Side of the Moo
Black Bean Burger
US$8.50
Classic Caesar salad
US$6.50
Fig & Goat Cheese Salad
US$6.00
Gator Po'Boy
US$15.00
South West salad
US$11.00
Southwest Salad
US$10.00
Tacos
BBQ Chicken
US$12.00
Cajun shrimp tacos
US$15.00
Chorizo
US$12.00
Ground Beef
US$12.00
Pulled Pork
US$12.00
Tacos - Avocado
US$13.00
Tacos - BBQ chicken
US$13.00
Tacos - Ground beef
US$13.00
Tacos - Pulled pork
US$13.00
Veggie / Avocado
US$12.00
Wings
Wings
US$13.00
Bowls
Hunters Chili
US$6.00
Sides
Cheese Fries
US$9.50
Chili-Cheese Fries
US$11.00
Coleslaw
US$4.50
Dipping Sauce
US$0.75
Fries (Salted or Cajun)
US$4.50
Mac N Cheese
US$4.50
Mac'n'cheese
US$5.00
Moo Fries
US$10.00
Onion rings
US$6.00
Pile of Porgs!
US$7.00
Poutine
US$8.00
Sweet potato fries
US$6.00
Tater tots (salted or Cajun)
US$6.00
Truffle Fries
US$6.50
Truffle fries with parmesan & pecorino Romano cheeses.
US$7.00
Dessert
Baonanas Banana Pudding
US$8.00
Double Chocolate Fudge Cake
US$6.50
Empanadas by Empanada Guy
Empanadas - Beef
US$55.00
Empanadas - Chicken
US$55.00
Empanadas - Guava & cheese
US$55.00
Empanadas - Lobster
US$59.00
Drinks
12 oz can Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, ginger ale, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, seltzer, etc